In final week’s Batman: Unhealthy Seeds — Streets of Gotham, one of many brief tales included confirmed that the Pokémon franchise was canon to the DC Universe. It’s uncommon for a comic book firm like DC to straight acknowledge an IP that their father or mother firm doesn’t personal, often utilizing parodies like Wackdonals. They didn’t straight identify Pokémon, however did particularly point out a Mon named Scrafty, which is greater than sufficient to indicate what they really meant. Nevertheless, although Pokémon was simply confirmed canon, within the latest difficulty #18 of Superman Limitless, DC nonetheless selected to make use of a pretend parody often called Poke-Mage, which appears to be a mix of Pokémon and Magic: The Gathering.
In his seek for who he needs to be, Jon Kent, who was as soon as DC’s Superman however now goes by Tomorrow Man, selected to meet all of his childhood goals. Nevertheless, he discovered that his superpowers gave him an unfair benefit in nearly all of them, together with his favourite card sport. Nevertheless, the way in which they select to make use of this knock-off of two unbelievable video games tells us quite a bit about each what the long run holds in retailer for Jon, and the way hilariously little Dan Slott is aware of about card sport tournaments.
Not Superman, However Not Figuring out Who Else He Is, Both
Jon is a personality outlined by the identities ripped away from him. His childhood was stolen in a failed try to herald him as the brand new Superman, however when Clark really returned from area, that dream died, and so did Jon’s place within the DC Universe. He couldn’t return to being the plucky younger Superboy everybody liked, however he would additionally by no means escape his dad’s shadow as something apart from “the opposite Superman” whereas they shared a reputation. When confronted with that actuality, Jon determined to carve a brand new identification for himself as Tomorrow Man. An enormous a part of this journey has centered on discovering out what he needs to do together with his life. He’s a younger man nonetheless caught in that limbo between childhood and maturity, however not like everybody else, he hasn’t had the years to determine who he’s.
So started his time residing out all of his childhood goals, which he discovered manner too straightforward due to his powers. Jon and Clark even get right into a battle over the previous’s bucking of their household legacy, saying he wants to search out his personal manner ahead in a manner his dad hadn’t. Satirically, this mimics Clark’s personal journey to turning into Superman. He spent his total life not understanding how or why he might do what he does, and needed to carve out his place because the world’s best superhero. Now, Jon has to carve his personal spot out of his dad’s shadow. Nevertheless, the way in which he’s going about it may not be the perfect for that concept.
See, Jon has made it his mission to avoid wasting the Earth-3 model of himself, which Clark sees as unimaginable, given he’s universally predisposed to being evil. Jon’s aim is to develop into a hero who can do what even Superman sees as unimaginable, however on the finish of the day, that simply leads us proper again to the “extra Superman” downside. Jon says he’s dismantling that notion with this new path, however he’s nonetheless doing the very same factor as earlier than in a elaborate new costume. Up to now, nothing about Jon has modified. Similar to how Poke-Mage is a transparent copy meant to convey a message, Jon is doing the identical actions as earlier than, however with the Superman-filing numbers scraped off. I’m excited to see the place this arc takes him for positive, however this can be a pitfall value keeping track of.
The Hilarity of the Poke-Mage Event
Okay, now that we’ve lined all of the vital character moments, let’s take a second to look at the insane world of buying and selling card video games in DC, as a result of it’s genuinely wonderful. When Jon determined to develop into an expert Poke-Mage participant, he dove headfirst right into a match. Let’s be beneficiant and say that both his years-old playing cards are nonetheless meta or he took the time to make a brand new deck and be taught the present meta. Both manner, Jon goes to a match that appears to happen at a small-scale conference middle, with not many individuals there in any respect. Actually, the finals have solely him and some different guys within the room, barring a bored-looking vendor. Then the money prize of two and a half million and a set of limited-edition playing cards. That is perhaps the funniest factor I’ve ever learn.
For context, the Pokémon World Championship presents a money prize of $50,000 for the first-place winner. The most important MTG money prize ever was $100,000. That’s within the largest TCG tournaments of the 12 months that it’s good to spend months qualifying for, that are massively broadcast occasions that happen over days. Right here, Jon simply rolled as much as what appears to be like like a non-popular regional, walked in, and will have walked out with $2,500,000 in money and three playing cards which are in all probability value a number of thousand on their very own. Doubtless rather more, frankly. This isn’t in a verify or something, both. Poke-Mage actually had two and a half million in money simply sitting on a desk.
Provided that the finals happened on a random desk with not even a digicam or choose, it’s secure to imagine that Poke-Mage isn’t making any cash on broadcasting, and even releasing match stories. To fund a random tourney with this type of prizing, Poke-Mage has to make an unfathomable quantity of income. Pokémon averages round $11 billion in gross sales yearly, and their first-place prize is about one fiftieth of Poke-Mage’s. If we did direct dialog, for the sheer sake of constructing an absurd quantity, that will imply Poke-Mage averages $550 billion yearly. Overlook Lex Luthor and Darkseid, Tomorrow Man has to do one thing about whoever owns this firm. They should have made at the least three offers with Neron for that form of money movement.
Clearly, none of that is meant to be taken severely. It was the set-up for a genuinely fascinating and emotionally wrought scene the place Superman and Tomorrow Man argue as they cease the Royal Flush Gang from robbing the match. Nonetheless, diving deep into the main points of the set items like this may all the time be hilarious. Particularly when it’s clear the author didn’t assume too arduous concerning the logistics of the state of affairs, and nearly tips on how to get by way of it. Personally, I’d love for a comic book centered round a hero whose secret identification was a well-known TCG participant, however that may simply be me.
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