Programming Word: We can be darkish on Friday, April 3, in observance of Good Friday. We’ll be again on Monday, April 6, with repeatedly scheduled gossip.
Joshua Jackson is out and about at present, trying just like the cool dad on the nation membership. I don’t find out about you, however I’m WAY extra into Joshua Jackson’s silver fox period than I ever was into Pacey.
It’s been a bit of quiet on the JJ entrance, he’s bought Katie Holmes’ movie, Completely satisfied Hours, within the wings, however aside from that, we’re nonetheless mourning the lack of Physician Odyssey. I want a bonkers community present in my life, it makes me unhappy when the networks aren’t doing no less than one bananas factor in a televisual season. However yesterday, there was information on the non-public life entrance, as JJ and his ex-wife, Jodie Turner-Smith, with whom he shares a toddler, are nonetheless engaged on custody, regardless of finalizing their divorce.
His divorce from Jodie and the following custody battle has left a little bit of a bitter style with JJ’s public persona. Their divorce wasn’t headline information like some blockbuster Hollywood couple splits, however sufficient bought out that a few of us questioned if Mr. Charming was not so, properly, charming. Nevertheless it feels like, in the end, Jodie and JJ walked away with all their very own stuff, with neither in search of spousal assist. Only a good old school “what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is yours” settlement.
Now they simply must iron out custody, which is at all times difficult, particularly when each dad and mom have jobs that require journey. Their daughter is small, it’s not inconceivable one among them might need to take her with them on an out of state, even out of nation job. This has already been a sticking level of their custody battle.
Anyway, that is removed from the worst celeb breakup we’ve ever seen, nevertheless it has made us side-eye Joshua Jackson. In the event that they get their custody subject nailed down with out additional drama, after which proceed to co-parent peaceably, or no less than with the looks of peace, it will undoubtedly fade into the background. There isn’t any restrict on what number of probabilities good-looking dudes get with the general public. Working the cool dad vibes doesn’t damage, both. Who would ever consider Cool Dad is the issue?
What else occurred at present…
Let’s roll into the lengthy weekend with a bit of snack, Ethan Hawke’s awards season type file. Talking of males I discover hotter with gray hair, Ethan Hawke is one other one. He wore loads of nice fits all through awards season. I’m unsure I’m completely satisfied Hawke is genuinely eccentric (he’s, nevertheless, a confirmed yapper), however he definitely likes a enjoyable swimsuit. (Go Fug Your self)
There’s a brand new spoof film popping out referred to as Cease That Prepare!, during which RuPaul performs the president of the US. CRAZIER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. The movie comes from Adam Shankman, director of Hairspray. It’s inconceivable to inform if Cease That Prepare! can be humorous, spoofs are laborious to take out of context, as a result of the humor relies upon a lot on the supply materials. Like Fackham Corridor is just humorous when you’re actually into Downton Abbey and Agatha Christie nation home homicide mysteries. With out these touchpoints, it’s only a horrible mess.
That is really why Airplane! is so unimaginable. Does anybody even bear in mind the supply for the spoof? It’s a 1970 catastrophe film referred to as Airport, however Airplane! is so humorous, as a result of air journey is such a typical expertise for anybody who does it, that the jokes work with out the unique body of reference. I really didn’t even see Airport till the 2010s (it isn’t good), and whereas it did present context for a lot of jokes within the movie, I didn’t really need it. Airplane! is humorous by itself. I don’t know that Cease That Prepare! can be humorous by itself. RuPaul is humorous, although. (Celebitchy)
Richard Kelly directed Donnie Darko, which, whereas a industrial failure, went on to change into a generationally defining cult basic. He then directed a string of flops, motion pictures that failed each commercially and critically. Regardless of directing a beloved movie that launched Jake Gyllenhaal’s profession, Richard Kelly’s profession by no means took off. He has had a number of tasks crumble in improvement, and a run of unbelievable unhealthy luck (one movie was cancelled when James Gandolfini died). Right here is the unhappy story of Richard Kelly, the director that wasn’t. (Pajiba)
Did you hear in regards to the KitKat heist? A truckload of over 410,000 System 1 themed KitKats was stolen in Italy final week, and KitKat has—and this isn’t a joke—launched the “KitKat Tracker” to search out their lacking KitKats.
Once more, that is 100% actual, no April Fools, KitKat needs to search out their lacking KitKats. There’s a easy web site that may present you how one can discover the batch quantity on a KitKat, you possibly can enter it into the search discipline, and the positioning will decide in case your KitKat is a part of the looted chocolate treats. That is probably the most enjoyable attainable twist to an already enjoyable heist story, however I do marvel if it’s a means of back-tracing who stole the KitKats. Like, discover out the place the stolen chocolate washed up, then work again to the fence, the thieves, and so forth. I like that we will now be concerned, on a person stage, in a enjoyable heist story, however I’m not right here to snitch. Let the KitKat thieves be. Who did they damage? Nestle? Boo f-cking hoo. (Quick Firm)
Joshua Jackson out in Calabasas, April 1, 2026
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